a joke

What do you call a pastry made out of cement?                             One tough cookie

books you should read

The narnian books by C.S.lewis

The Redwall series by Brian Jacques

The Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling

 

joke

why shouldn't you take a poke'mon into a bathroom?      it might pik ach u

a poem

I met a traveller from an antique land who said:two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert...near them, on the sand,half sunk, a shattered  visage lies, whose frown,and wrinkled lip,and sneer of cold command, tell that its sculptor well those  passions read which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, the hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: and on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Ozymandias,king of kings:look on my work ye  mighty and despair!" nothing besides remains. round the decay of that colassal wreck,  boundless and bare, the lone and level sands streach far away.      

Percy  Bysshe  Shelley

I chose this poem because I thought it was very interenteresting because it makes me think of pyramids

A riddle for you

why did the rooster cross the road?   To prove he wasn't a chicken

A tonge twister

No nose knows snow like a snowman's nose knows

jokes

A book never written :How to defeat Lord Voldemort  by  Harry P Otter

jokes

 what bird flys without wings???Tony HAWK    

Will you remember me tomarow?  yes.   will you remember next week?  yup. knock knock.  Who's there?  you've forgotten  me already!

a joke

Knock knock. Whose there? Luke. Luke who? Luke,  Darth Vadars behind you!